Monday, November 25, 2013

Creampie Gangbang Phonesex



Shameless Jordan here again to answer an often asked question by my favorite callers. ;)

I get asked a lot about what my ultimate fantasy is. There are so many to choose from, as they each fill a fun need. I’m usually stumped by that question but when I think really hard about it I always come back to one in particular, Creampie Gangbang Phonesex.

I have this photo of a girl in a medieval stock with the words “Free Fuck” written above her perky ass. It’s one of the hottest fantasies I’ve had for a really long time. The idea of not seeing who’s going to be using my pussy for their own pleasure... It’s honestly the ultimate in being of service.

I love the idea of feeling the different sized cocks thrusting hard inside me until they spasm with release. To have strong hands gripping my hips and feel the different male bodies slap against me, I’m sure I’d drip with pleasure.

Topping it off is the thought of a massive amount cum loads dripping down my thighs. I get so excited thinking about how many men would use me, what they might look like and who they might be. The anonymity of the situation simply adds to the hotness.

I read recently that 90% percent of male sperm is specialized to kill the sperm of other men they’re called killer sperm. I kinda like the idea too of seeing who’s might win out. Who’s would be the strongest? I bet it might be yours ;).

And when my pussy is stuffed full of loads of cum I get even more turned on at the idea of men shoving their cocks deep into my mouth. There are so many creative things that could happen in this fantasy.

I feel so nervous thinking about doing it but soo hot at the thought of following through with it. So, why don’t you call your Shamless Slut and we can get creative with one of my favorites...Creampie Gangbang Phone Sex.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Anonymous Phone Sex


Do you wanna know my newest fantasy? Well…. let me, Shameless Slut Jordan, tell you all about it :D

We meet in a seedy bar, I’m pretty tipsy but charming. You’ve been watching me flirt with several desperate boys and you smile when you watch me kindly send them on their way. Giving me that universal signal to come over, I’m struck by your confidence and I can’t help myself. I stand and slowly walk over to you keeping eye contact the whole way.

After some quiet conversation, you convince me to come with you to the bathroom. We make out and I start pleading for you to please fuck me! But you have another idea…

You take me out to your car and drive us to a truck stop. Around back there’s a dirty little bathroom with a few stalls. Burly men come in and out. Exhausted truckers needing to relax and relieve themselves.

You whisper in my ear to trust you, and I nod shivering. Plopping down your utility bag you brought in, you reach inside and pull out some rough hemp rope. You sexily push me onto the grimy toilet and attach my hand to the sides of the tank. I’m so wet it drips into the toilet when you shove my skirt up around my waist. You produce a ball gag and quickly secure it tightly in my mouth.

I see you writing something on a piece of paper you’ve taped to the door, but I don’t see what it is until you move the door slightly… it reads “For Cum and Piss Only”. I swallow and start to struggle slightly and you simply step out of the stall and kick the door closed….

What happens next? I’ll let you decide! I can’t wait to hear how the Anonymous Phone Sex will play out. What dirty plans will you have? Give me a call and lets get hot and bothered together ;)

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Sex Slave

I was recently catching up on the latest news when I stumbled acrossed one that set my mind a flying! The title was “Teen Held as Sex Slave...”.... Can it get any better than that?

Apparently she was held in a metal box on a California pot farm. The metal box had holes in it that they would spray water into to clean the monkey smell off of her. She would get water through that hole too.... damn!

I just imagined being kidnapped, stripped of all my clothing and shoved into a box in the middle of a field to ponder my life. I can just imagine the fear and the wetness. Not knowing when they’d come back or what would happen to me. Thinking about my captors unlocking me from the box shoving me to the ground. I would fight and struggle, a large fist would slam into the side of my head and daze me. I would feel the bile coming up and rough hands flipping my legs to the side as calloused fingers were shoved into my wet pussy...

Mmmm... Just thinking about all of the dirty nasty things one could do with a helpless woman, I’m practically dripping with the ideas.

There were also reports of, “Various contraptions that appeared ‘consistent with sexual bondage and sadomasochism’ were also found during the search...” One can only imagine what those items were. Perhaps a hood, shackles, canes, paddles, rope? Like I said, it’s a perfect intro to a sexy scene.
Sex slave phone sex... now that’s what I want to try.

I wonder who shares in this fantasy. Who wants to take out all of their nasty rough sexual desires of torture and violence on me, Shameless Slut Jordan? We all know I’m game for it. I’ll do anything to get you off. ;)

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

BDSM Phone Sex



I love it when I meet a man who is worried about how strong his urge is to hurt a woman. I know that they feel badly about wanting to be as rough as they want without fear and without consequences. The best part is when they come to find that I seek it out in them.

I’ve had way too much vanilla sex for my liking, I’d much rather a man take what he wants how he wants without thinking about what I’d like or need. As a matter of fact.... with flagrant disregard for me.
Everyone has a dark side... but how dark is yours? I’d love for you to tell me in detail the depths of yours. Don’t you wish you could find a girl who would embrace your shadow side? Someone who WANTS to embrace that side, who loves it and gets wet by it?

I love to beg for pain, to listen as a man gives into it and follows his passions. Pulling my hair, slapping my ass, my breasts until they’re all bruised and... maybe even bleeding. Call me a whore, a cunt, a bitch and love me wanting it. Nothing gets me off quite as well as nails scraping down my soft skin

Tie me down and push me to the edge then with a flick of the wrist send me over the cliff. I’ll cry and plead but we both know it’s getting me off. Taking control and doing what you want is hot so lets do it.

Sadistic phone sex is pure pleasure for me I assure you. So don’t be shy and give me a call. Take me on a ride that I’ll never forget. Show Shameless Slut Jordan what an asshole you can be.

Jordan

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Age Play and Golden Showers



Today one of my favorite callers had such a wonderful role play idea. It turned out to be one of the hottest calls ever!

I’m sitting on the toilet, skirt pulled up over my hips, no panties... and urinating in a big golden stream. I’m leaning forward, legs spread wide and looking at it come out, I spread my lips to get a better look. Giggling a little bit I stick my finger in the stream and enjoy the warm wetness spill over the finger and into my hand.

Slowly I stick a finger into my pussy and finger my clit, my head falls back in pleasure eyes closed. I moan a little and open my eyes to see my uncle standing in the doorway peering through the cracked door. I gasp in surprise!

“Uncle! What are you doing?” I say shocked. “God Jordan you’re such a dirty girl...I love watching you pee baby.” He says in a whisper. “Why don’t you come in and get a better look?” Age play phone sex certainly gets me going!

We both know we’re not supposed to be doing this, but he kneels between my legs, and cups the liquid warmth. Slowly it dribbles down his arm, drips off his elbow and hits his thighs. As my bladder empties and I feel relieved, he undoes his pants, pulls out his rock hard cock and yanks me off the toilet.

I slam onto his cock, my wet warm cunt swallowing his length. “I’m a dirty cunt uncle, I love it when you fuck me” I moan.

I came hard with him on the phone, we both know how much I love golden showers phone sex and being just plain naughty. I can’t wait to hear what’s next, I certainly adore a creative and active imagination. I’m so truly horny and ready.... I’m waiting :)

Thursday, May 9, 2013

GFE Phone Sex


Okay let’s just get this out in the open... I’m at least an eight. We both know it so lets just come out and say it. ;)

To top it off, I’m also incredibly intelligent and I can hold my own in any conversation. Not only do you get the benefit of my sexually depraved mind, but you can also just let go and have an interesting conversation with me.

I’m the whole package and I’m here for some GFE phone sex just for you darlin.

Everyone gets lonely at some point in their lives. Maybe you’re working a ton of hours and you don’t need someone making demands on you all of the time. Perhaps you want to avoid drama like the plague. But I’m sure you just want someone to talk to, on your terms, right? I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy a willing woman to call on your schedule, wanting to talk to you about anything that might be of interest for you? Who wouldn’t call for the unique GFE phone sex experience?

Frankly, I’m a beautiful woman who’s never bored by what you have to say. Talk to me about work, about your life, about philosophy, or even the general state of the world... whatever interests you I want to hear and I have questions for you as well. I’m burning to get to know you.

Let me help you relax while you kick off your shoes and enjoy yourself. You don’t have to try too hard and you don’t have to impress me. I may seem unattainable, but I’m here waiting just for you.

Maybe we’ll even talk about your darker side. Lay it on me frankly and unabashedly. I promise you won’t shock me. In fact your jaw will drop at the speed at which I dive right into what turns you on. Afterall, I am a lascivious cunt who loves anything to do with fucking.
Enjoy the gift of GFE phone sex with Shameless Slut Jordan, you won’t be disappointed.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Submissive Phone Sex

There’s a certain kind of self destructive intoxication that happens when I become consumed with a mans aggression and dominance. A man standing over me with determination and infinite control sends molten lava to my pussy. Submission phone sex is my greatest expression of sexuality.

Your strength never threatens me nor scares me, it turns me on at such a deep level it’s almost beautiful. When you use me for your own pleasure it only excites me more to know I’m being useful and helping you to feel release. Your foot on my neck just makes me beg for more, a few slaps on the ass only creates a desperate longing for it faster and harder.

I won’t tell you what to do to me because we both know it’s about focusing on you and since we both know that that is what fuels my submission, there’s no question that I won’t enjoy everything you do.
Lock me in a cage for hours on end and when you come back you will only find a willing and eager sub to do with as you will, albeit a little tired, I’ll be smiling nonetheless at the chance for attention. Degrade me, humiliate me, ignore me... I’m devoted.

Submission phone sex is a special gift and one that I’m willing to share. With no limits to stop us what sort of thrilling adventures do you want to act out with me in safety and acceptance? Think of me as a home base, a place to come and relax and be as selfish as you please. You’re always welcomed with a smile and a little trill of excitement from me.

I’ll remember everything with great detail as I’m sure you’ll leave an impression on me! So give your submissive slut Jordan a call today and do what you will.