Dogging Phone Sex

Last week, I had a friend take me out on a ‘sexy date’ we often get together when we’re hot and bothered. It’s a fun NSA type relationship.

Anyway, after a fun movie and popcorn he took me on a drive and said he had a surprise for me.

On our last date, we’d been talking about all the fun sexual escapades that we’d always been too afraid to try but would totally jump on if the opportunity arose. I’d admitted to wanting an anonymous orgy of some kind, but it had to be really dirty.

After a bit of driving he pulled into a parking lot and I realized we were at a pretty densely wooded rest area. He drove the car around slowly and wound up parking in the rear near a large maple tree. He flashed his lights a few times and then turned on the dome light. I was curious about what was happening and I could feel the excitement building. My wet pussy slid around on his leather seat while I waited expectantly.

He didn't waste any time and started fingering my pussy urgently. My head rolled back and I enjoyed the sensations until I realized we weren't alone. I opened my eyes and saw a man standing at the car window with his giant cock out stroking it and watching intensely.

When I gasped, my friend stopped and rolled down the window. He smiled at me and said “Go ahead. Have some fun J!”. I felt a little thrill! Without hesitation I got on my hands and knees and like the little slut we all know I am, I wiped at the drool started sucking.

Needless to say the adventure got a little out of hand and very dirty, as requested! I found out later it’s called Dogging. I was sold and I beg to go back every chance I get. When he’s not available, I go on my own. I have so many stories about my slutty dogging escapades that I get a little drippy thinking about it.

I’d love to share! So if you want to hear how down and dirty this Shameless Slut Jordan can be, give me a call and just mention Dogging Phone Sex to hear me gush with excitement about it ;)

Creampie Gangbang Phonesex

Shameless Jordan here again to answer an often asked question by my favorite callers. ;)

I get asked a lot about what my ultimate fantasy is. There are so many to choose from, as they each fill a fun need. I’m usually stumped by that question but when I think really hard about it I always come back to one in particular, Creampie Gangbang Phonesex.

I have this photo of a girl in a medieval stock with the words “Free Fuck” written above her perky ass. It’s one of the hottest fantasies I’ve had for a really long time. The idea of not seeing who’s going to be using my pussy for their own pleasure... It’s honestly the ultimate in being of service.

I love the idea of feeling the different sized cocks thrusting hard inside me until they spasm with release. To have strong hands gripping my hips and feel the different male bodies slap against me, I’m sure I’d drip with pleasure.

Topping it off is the thought of a massive amount cum loads dripping down my thighs. I get so excited thinking about how many men would use me, what they might look like and who they might be. The anonymity of the situation simply adds to the hotness.

I read recently that 90% percent of male sperm is specialized to kill the sperm of other men they’re called killer sperm. I kinda like the idea too of seeing who’s might win out. Who’s would be the strongest? I bet it might be yours ;).

And when my pussy is stuffed full of loads of cum I get even more turned on at the idea of men shoving their cocks deep into my mouth. There are so many creative things that could happen in this fantasy.

I feel so nervous thinking about doing it but soo hot at the thought of following through with it. So, why don’t you call your Shamless Slut and we can get creative with one of my favorites...Creampie Gangbang Phone Sex.

Anonymous Phone Sex

Do you wanna know my newest fantasy? Well…. let me, Shameless Slut Jordan, tell you all about it :D

We meet in a seedy bar, I’m pretty tipsy but charming. You’ve been watching me flirt with several desperate boys and you smile when you watch me kindly send them on their way. Giving me that universal signal to come over, I’m struck by your confidence and I can’t help myself. I stand and slowly walk over to you keeping eye contact the whole way.

After some quiet conversation, you convince me to come with you to the bathroom. We make out and I start pleading for you to please fuck me! But you have another idea…

You take me out to your car and drive us to a truck stop. Around back there’s a dirty little bathroom with a few stalls. Burly men come in and out. Exhausted truckers needing to relax and relieve themselves.

You whisper in my ear to trust you, and I nod shivering. Plopping down your utility bag you brought in, you reach inside and pull out some rough hemp rope. You sexily push me onto the grimy toilet and attach my hand to the sides of the tank. I’m so wet it drips into the toilet when you shove my skirt up around my waist. You produce a ball gag and quickly secure it tightly in my mouth.

I see you writing something on a piece of paper you’ve taped to the door, but I don’t see what it is until you move the door slightly… it reads “For Cum and Piss Only”. I swallow and start to struggle slightly and you simply step out of the stall and kick the door closed….

What happens next? I’ll let you decide! I can’t wait to hear how the Anonymous Phone Sex will play out. What dirty plans will you have? Give me a call and lets get hot and bothered together ;)

Sex Slave

I was recently catching up on the latest news when I stumbled acrossed one that set my mind a flying! The title was “Teen Held as Sex Slave...”.... Can it get any better than that?

Apparently she was held in a metal box on a California pot farm. The metal box had holes in it that they would spray water into to clean the monkey smell off of her. She would get water through that hole too.... damn!

I just imagined being kidnapped, stripped of all my clothing and shoved into a box in the middle of a field to ponder my life. I can just imagine the fear and the wetness. Not knowing when they’d come back or what would happen to me. Thinking about my captors unlocking me from the box shoving me to the ground. I would fight and struggle, a large fist would slam into the side of my head and daze me. I would feel the bile coming up and rough hands flipping my legs to the side as calloused fingers were shoved into my wet pussy...

Mmmm... Just thinking about all of the dirty nasty things one could do with a helpless woman, I’m practically dripping with the ideas.

There were also reports of, “Various contraptions that appeared ‘consistent with sexual bondage and sadomasochism’ were also found during the search...” One can only imagine what those items were. Perhaps a hood, shackles, canes, paddles, rope? Like I said, it’s a perfect intro to a sexy scene.
Sex slave phone sex... now that’s what I want to try.

I wonder who shares in this fantasy. Who wants to take out all of their nasty rough sexual desires of torture and violence on me, Shameless Slut Jordan? We all know I’m game for it. I’ll do anything to get you off. ;)

Prostitution Phone Sex with Jordan

You’re walking through the mall. There are hordes of people wandering around, holding shopping bags driving strollers, couples, yelling children, pre teens in skanky clothes, it’s stuffy it’s oppressive.

You look for a place to escape the pressure and you see an exit sign flickering green in the haze. Making a beeline you weave around catty couples and baggy jeaned hood rats. Just before you reach for the door you spot me. I’m leaning against the wall, one heel clad foot propped behind me pressed against the wall. Arms crossed around my waist I make confident eye contact with you.

We both know why I’m there... we both know what I want from you.

As you grasp the handle of the door you lean in and ask “How much?” I smile and you lace your fingers through mine pulling me through the doorway. You’re surprised that it’s a dark, cool hallway still within the building. I’ve claimed this spot as mine, knowing it doesn’t have any cameras. “Twenty bucks for a blow job, fourty for a fuck” I seductively whisper to you as you walk around me openly assessing my body.

You quirk an eyebrow, “I just wanna cum you filthy whore. How much would that be?” you ask as you give my perky ass a firm slap. “I’ll let you decide” I say with a wink.

You grasp my shoulders and force me to my knees, without ceremony you pull out your cock. We don’t need any more conversation or anymore instructions. As I look up at you with large pleading eyes, my wet lips slightly parted and panting ever so slightly, you feel your cock become more rigid. Looking down at me you feel a thrill at the non verbal contract we have, you use me and I enjoy it.
That’s it, that’s my purpose, just to please you and be used. So why don’t you call Shameless Slut Jordan for some prostitution phone sex.

Anal Phone Sex

Such a simple fantasy, but oh so taboo. When I want to get off fast and hard I go straight to being fucked in the ass. Thinking about being stretched to the max by a big fat cock... I get so very excited.

Phone sex that’s so taboo, phone sex so dirty....I can’t get enough of it! It’s in such a naughty place too, the place where things go out...not in! hehe

Wonder what it tastes like...I love licking your intimate place with a slippery and wet tongue round and round tickling your dark starfish, maybe even do a little more. Do you wanna know what I taste like? I’m game! I love adventures and I love being the person you come to for exploration. ;)

The very best part of anal phone sex is that we don’t have to worry about bad things when you fill me up with hot thick cum. Weather you’re my brother, daddy or just a plain old Jon. We both know I’m dirty and filthy and I enjoy every minute of it. I’ll get on all fours and beg you to shove it all in deep and hard, to do exactly what you want.

And if you’ll let me, that is, if you’re game, I’ll even get out my strap on, big and black. I’ll be wearing my spiked heels and thigh highs. You’ll be so naked. Don’t you wanna feel what it’s like in return? Do you want to feel me going deep into you too? Feel it filling you up and me getting so wrapped up in it that I fuck you hard and fast. I wanna hear you cumming, I want to hear your pleasure and I want you to cum everywhere.
Lets do it! Lets explore this darkness, this anal pleasure. If it has to do with that dirty place, I’m in and I’m ready. Give me a call and lets ‘dive’ in! ;)

Afternoon Delight

Your boss is yelling at you, endless meetings of benign chatter, traffic was a bitch this morning and you just want to relax and have some peace and quiet.

Can you imagine coming home for lunch to a friendly, warm woman who’s always happy to see you? I’ll listen to you as I hand you a cool drink. I’ll fix you lunch, whatever you want perhaps a sandwich? I’ll take off your shoes and massage your tired feet. Naked and kneeling in front of you, I won’t make any demands :)

If you’re in the mood, it will only take a word from you and I’m ready! Why go to the bedroom when you can fuck me where ever you want? Bend me over the kitchen counter, have me on all fours in the living room, maybe in front of the window so the neighbors can envy you.

Take your frustrations out on me, it’s good for you! Control me and have me crawl for you. I’ll wrestle with you until you win, pinning me to the floor and fucking me hard, you’re so strong!

I cry out at your skills at pleasure! You’ve got to be the best I’ve ever had... I’m such a lucky girl.

You just want me to give you a long a glorious blowjob? Like a slippery and warm massage for your cock, I’ll oblige. I know you don’t want to have to do too much, you work hard all day!

Do you feel better, how else can I help you? I just want you to be happy and content.

I’ll send you out the door with a smile on your face and ease in your step. People at work will wonder what happened, they’ll wish they knew your secret as the boss slaps you on the back, impressed with your self assuredness.

I'm here to help and I aim to please! So give your sexy phone sexgirl Jordan a call and we'll take care of you with some afternoon delight phone sex.

Bukkake/Cream Pie Love

Do you like my pearl necklace? I know I do!

They remind me of my favorite dirty little secret. As my phone sex callers know, its not much of a secret, but...I’m obsessed with cum! I can’t get enough of it, there’s something about a hot thick load all over me and deep inside me that gets me so fucking wet. My pussy begs for a cream pie to fill up and drip out of. Just one gets me hot, and more than one....mmmm! Bring on the bukkake phone sex!

Do you wanna hog tie me on my back so I'm ready to be used like the dirty little slut I am? Have room full of horny men working themselves into a frenzy swarming around my hot little body. Young, old, stocky, lean, hairy, built, short, tall, every kind of man waiting to fuck my juicy pussy. Watch them elbow and shove each other out of the way desperate to fuck me hard, and then there you stand. Want the other men recognize your masculinity and dominance and watch them step aside while you look down at me with lust and thrust into my warm hot pussy like you own it.

Wanna watch the horde of men take turns cumming on my supple body and willing face, coating me in the thick white cream? Some of them even come back a second time to pee on my worthless body. hehe!

Wanna the first to fill my cunt and then others soon follow taking your sloppy seconds, watching amused?

Can I hear your voice while you gives me the creampie I’ve always wanted. Want to play in a bukakke world with me? Tell me how you picture it to be, what edge do you want to try and push me over? I’m game!

Skittles Shame

You come home as usual, I’m waiting on my hands and knees like the animal you’ve trained me to be and I hold your favorite paddle in my mouth. I stare up at you excitedly butt wiggling. I know I’m being a good girl.

You feel your cock getting harder as it fills with blood and you’ve already decided to go a new direction with me tonight. Tonight you’re going to see what I can handle. You bring down the posture collar and the stiff leather digs into my shoulders. You remove your tie and secure my hands behind my back. I start to get a little worried about what your intentions are, but I trust you.

Grabbing a chunk of my hair you drag me across the entryway into the kitchen. You reach into your pocket and pull out a handful of skittles and scatter them around the kitchen floor you’ve noticed I neglected to scrub appropriately while you were at work. “I said I wanted the floor clean enough to eat off of....so eat off of it!” You pull out your watch and note the time.

I start to quiver and I panic I know I have a limited amount of time to complete this task. I chase a green one around the linoleum floor trying to lick it into my wet mouth. It slides under the fridge. I feel my stomach sink and anticipation electrifies my nerves. You don’t even wait for me to try and finish we both know I couldn’t win.

You shove me flat on the floor and rip my panties at the seam. I cry out in surprise and I feel the molten heat shoot into my wet and throbbing pussy. You reach over me and grasp the garbage can dumping it onto the floor. Grabbing my hair you shove my face into the pile of dirty stench. “You’re a dirty fuck slut! Aren’t you?” You scream in me. I vigorously shake my head yes. Trembling and whimpering. Suddenly I scream...

Want to hear the end?

Give me a call ;)

Incest

Dear Brother,

You have always been my protector; in the school ground while in elementary school boys pulled at my pigtails and later in the hallways when the horny boys would pant like dogs at me while I walked by. I was the first girl to develop breasts after all.

We would spend many hours talking to eachother joking and laughing and we’ve certainly explored our world, together. After all you were the one who helped me get books about sex and those Playboy magazines we’d look at together! So, why wouldn’t it be perfectly natural for us to explore every aspect of life together? Everyone always said, “Jordan and her brother make a beautiful pair!”

I remember that one night...do you remember? We were sitting alone on the couch, you had popped in the latest porn you’d managed to get your hands on. I was yelling at you to “take it out! mom and dad will come home and see!”. I lunged for the machine to take it out and you jumped on me from behind. When you managed to get my hands off of the button you quickly pressed play and forcefully flipped me onto my back.

After quite a bit of wrestling we were both panting hard and you had my hands pinned above my head. We both stopped and stared at eachother breathing in rhythm. Did you feel it? The change?

My hips began to move of their own accord, I could feel your cock getting so hard and rigid pressing between my thighs. As you leaned in to kiss me we both became aware of the moaning and slapping of flesh coming from the porn above our heads. You smirked and we both laughed as your hand slid between our bodies and your fingers slipped under my skirt.

I was going to tell you no, that it was wrong, but I couldn’t stop, I was so hot my panties so wet, all I could think about was your insistent cock, I wanted to feel what it would be like inside my slick pussy. I was excited that I had a secret and that no one would ever suspect, that we could have these adventures together, whenever.

It was so easy, all you had to do was slide my panties to the side...I will forever remember that first time!

I know you’re far away now living your own life, but if you want..and I hope you do, call me dear brother. Lets have some dirty phone sex, lets talk about what we’ll do the next time we’re together. ;)

Your Devoted Sister,
Jordan

Dacryphillia

Make me cry with the pain of a paddle or whip, you win that round... But! Make me cry without even touching me? You certainly win the game! When I think about you being able to get me feeling so down and dirty that my lip quivers and won’t look you in the eye, I know that you’re someone who truly has the capacity to control another person.

I wonder, how would you do it? Make me bark like a dog with just a look, make me hump your shoes in desperation without one word? What word would it be I wonder...

You’d watch me fight back the pain and tears, watch me put on a brave face and say I don’t care, that your opinion doesn’t matter. But you’d hear the quaking in my voice. How would you break me?

Force me to sit in the corner like a bad child while you scold me and tell me how disappointed you are in me. It might be laughing at my naked body and drawing ‘slut’ and ‘whore’ with a black sharpie all over my body, on my belly, on my pussy, on my thighs. Maybe just leaving me in a cage for hours and hours on end forcing me to urinate all over myself, dropping by to jerk off and shoot hot cum wherever it might fall, whenever the mood strikes you.

Can you see the black tears streaming down my face? Can you see the contorted look of misery and shame? Do you feel the thrill in your rock hard cock the sense of accomplishment... the sense of superiority? You can hear the quaking and quivering that you made happen. Such control! Such composure! What a sadist you can be. Such a strong willed man, you’ve won my devotion.

Have I been a good girl... have I pleased you?

Animal Play

In quiet times, I often entertain myself by thinking of the most humiliating and dirty phone sex. My goal is to get myself so wet and ready to cum that if I were to touch myself, there would be no preventing the cascade of release. Have you ever done something similar? The best time to do this is always in public, preferably the Library. I’ve done this sort of thing for years and it’s been a lot of fun but the other day I realized there was a pattern to the fantasies I was having.

The one that often gets me the hottest the fastest is anything involving a canine companion. In this fantasy I imagine that you and I are in the woods wandering around. I'm barefoot and naked while you hang back watching me stumble and laugh at me as branches hit me in the face and blackberry bushes cut my legs. I’m following a small brook and slowly the trees and underbrush get thicker and less penetrable. You're cock is getting harder while you watch me bend low to get through it, you see my pussy peaking back at you. I'm scared and on the verge of tears as I wonder what you have planned and what will happen next.

I hear a rustling, and I get all tense inside. It sounds like something huge. Suddenly out bursts a giant great dane. It jumps up on me and licks my face and I fall into a bunch of muddy water. I start screaming and have trouble getting up. I roll onto my hands and knees in an attempt to get my feet under me. Then that’s when things get...intense. The great dane suddenly leaps onto me and I can tell that things have changed, I feel that the energy has shifted to something more animalistic, you tell me to pet him and be friendly. He rolls onto his back and I pet his belly...

Yikes! I get so wet thinking about animal play phone sex. I’m at the place already just writing this down. I want to tell you the rest and listen to you get as hot as I am. What kind of ideas do you have about how things turn out? Go ahead and call me! ;)

Golden Showers

I’m certainly not new to the sex positive community, but I had my phone sex cherry popped the other day by a fabulous caller who had me sniveling and bawling within seconds. I was so shocked by the caliber of his creativity. It was hardly work and I find that I’m having more fun being a sexy deviant than I had ever imagined.

It’s pretty apparent in my bio that I adore golden showers but it was taken to a whole new level when he had me outside roughly tied to a tree with a funnel duct taped in my mouth, the tip jammed down my previously fucked sore throat (hehe). Then he showed me what he’d brought with him. He’d saved his urine from the previous day as a “special surprise” and boy was it ever! I saw that my shock made the bulge in his pants surge, he was so insatiable.

The dirty stench permeated the surrounding area and I was sobbing and choking before even one drop hit the funnel. I pleaded with him in a muffled voice to stop, that I’d do anything to just get him to stop. He laughed cruelly and told me that I had to take it all! I shook to my core at that and had trouble breathing. What if I fucked up? What if I threw up?!

Squeezing my eyes shut, I managed to choke it all down. I thought I was a champ for doing what I’d been told and keeping the vomit in check. My pussy was so wet my panites were soaked through. When I opened my eyes proudly he was anything but. The look of disappointment sent guilt shooting to by belly and down to my cunt like lightning. I had stupidly let some dribble down my chin! I know it was my fault for not swallowing fast enough, and he certainly made me pay. I love the shivers running down my spine when I think of how angry he was.

I’m so excited about this dark world of phone sex, meeting people on such an intimate level peaking with strangers and hopefully friends. I can’t wait to see who calls me next and takes me down the rabbit hole deep into their fantasies...

maybe it will be you dear reader ;)