Tuesday, June 18, 2013

BDSM Phone Sex



I love it when I meet a man who is worried about how strong his urge is to hurt a woman. I know that they feel badly about wanting to be as rough as they want without fear and without consequences. The best part is when they come to find that I seek it out in them.

I’ve had way too much vanilla sex for my liking, I’d much rather a man take what he wants how he wants without thinking about what I’d like or need. As a matter of fact.... with flagrant disregard for me.
Everyone has a dark side... but how dark is yours? I’d love for you to tell me in detail the depths of yours. Don’t you wish you could find a girl who would embrace your shadow side? Someone who WANTS to embrace that side, who loves it and gets wet by it?

I love to beg for pain, to listen as a man gives into it and follows his passions. Pulling my hair, slapping my ass, my breasts until they’re all bruised and... maybe even bleeding. Call me a whore, a cunt, a bitch and love me wanting it. Nothing gets me off quite as well as nails scraping down my soft skin

Tie me down and push me to the edge then with a flick of the wrist send me over the cliff. I’ll cry and plead but we both know it’s getting me off. Taking control and doing what you want is hot so lets do it.

Sadistic phone sex is pure pleasure for me I assure you. So don’t be shy and give me a call. Take me on a ride that I’ll never forget. Show Shameless Slut Jordan what an asshole you can be.

Jordan

1 855 PERVY 69

Age Play and Golden Showers



Today one of my favorite callers had such a wonderful role play idea. It turned out to be one of the hottest calls ever!

I’m sitting on the toilet, skirt pulled up over my hips, no panties... and urinating in a big golden stream. I’m leaning forward, legs spread wide and looking at it come out, I spread my lips to get a better look. Giggling a little bit I stick my finger in the stream and enjoy the warm wetness spill over the finger and into my hand.

Slowly I stick a finger into my pussy and finger my clit, my head falls back in pleasure eyes closed. I moan a little and open my eyes to see my uncle standing in the doorway peering through the cracked door. I gasp in surprise!

“Uncle! What are you doing?” I say shocked. “God Jordan you’re such a dirty girl...I love watching you pee baby.” He says in a whisper. “Why don’t you come in and get a better look?” Age play phone sex certainly gets me going!

We both know we’re not supposed to be doing this, but he kneels between my legs, and cups the liquid warmth. Slowly it dribbles down his arm, drips off his elbow and hits his thighs. As my bladder empties and I feel relieved, he undoes his pants, pulls out his rock hard cock and yanks me off the toilet.

I slam onto his cock, my wet warm cunt swallowing his length. “I’m a dirty cunt uncle, I love it when you fuck me” I moan.

I came hard with him on the phone, we both know how much I love golden showers phone sex and being just plain naughty. I can’t wait to hear what’s next, I certainly adore a creative and active imagination. I’m so truly horny and ready.... I’m waiting :)

Thursday, May 9, 2013

GFE Phone Sex


Okay let’s just get this out in the open... I’m at least an eight. We both know it so lets just come out and say it. ;)

To top it off, I’m also incredibly intelligent and I can hold my own in any conversation. Not only do you get the benefit of my sexually depraved mind, but you can also just let go and have an interesting conversation with me.

I’m the whole package and I’m here for some GFE phone sex just for you darlin.

Everyone gets lonely at some point in their lives. Maybe you’re working a ton of hours and you don’t need someone making demands on you all of the time. Perhaps you want to avoid drama like the plague. But I’m sure you just want someone to talk to, on your terms, right? I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy a willing woman to call on your schedule, wanting to talk to you about anything that might be of interest for you? Who wouldn’t call for the unique GFE phone sex experience?

Frankly, I’m a beautiful woman who’s never bored by what you have to say. Talk to me about work, about your life, about philosophy, or even the general state of the world... whatever interests you I want to hear and I have questions for you as well. I’m burning to get to know you.

Let me help you relax while you kick off your shoes and enjoy yourself. You don’t have to try too hard and you don’t have to impress me. I may seem unattainable, but I’m here waiting just for you.

Maybe we’ll even talk about your darker side. Lay it on me frankly and unabashedly. I promise you won’t shock me. In fact your jaw will drop at the speed at which I dive right into what turns you on. Afterall, I am a lascivious cunt who loves anything to do with fucking.
Enjoy the gift of GFE phone sex with Shameless Slut Jordan, you won’t be disappointed.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Submissive Phone Sex

There’s a certain kind of self destructive intoxication that happens when I become consumed with a mans aggression and dominance. A man standing over me with determination and infinite control sends molten lava to my pussy. Submission phone sex is my greatest expression of sexuality.

Your strength never threatens me nor scares me, it turns me on at such a deep level it’s almost beautiful. When you use me for your own pleasure it only excites me more to know I’m being useful and helping you to feel release. Your foot on my neck just makes me beg for more, a few slaps on the ass only creates a desperate longing for it faster and harder.

I won’t tell you what to do to me because we both know it’s about focusing on you and since we both know that that is what fuels my submission, there’s no question that I won’t enjoy everything you do.
Lock me in a cage for hours on end and when you come back you will only find a willing and eager sub to do with as you will, albeit a little tired, I’ll be smiling nonetheless at the chance for attention. Degrade me, humiliate me, ignore me... I’m devoted.

Submission phone sex is a special gift and one that I’m willing to share. With no limits to stop us what sort of thrilling adventures do you want to act out with me in safety and acceptance? Think of me as a home base, a place to come and relax and be as selfish as you please. You’re always welcomed with a smile and a little trill of excitement from me.

I’ll remember everything with great detail as I’m sure you’ll leave an impression on me! So give your submissive slut Jordan a call today and do what you will.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Prostitution Phone Sex with Jordan


You’re walking through the mall. There are hordes of people wandering around, holding shopping bags driving strollers, couples, yelling children, pre teens in skanky clothes, it’s stuffy it’s oppressive.

You look for a place to escape the pressure and you see an exit sign flickering green in the haze. Making a beeline you weave around catty couples and baggy jeaned hood rats. Just before you reach for the door you spot me. I’m leaning against the wall, one heel clad foot propped behind me pressed against the wall. Arms crossed around my waist I make confident eye contact with you.

We both know why I’m there... we both know what I want from you.

As you grasp the handle of the door you lean in and ask “How much?” I smile and you lace your fingers through mine pulling me through the doorway. You’re surprised that it’s a dark, cool hallway still within the building. I’ve claimed this spot as mine, knowing it doesn’t have any cameras. “Twenty bucks for a blow job, fourty for a fuck” I seductively whisper to you as you walk around me openly assessing my body.


You quirk an eyebrow, “I just wanna cum you filthy whore. How much would that be?” you ask as you give my perky ass a firm slap. “I’ll let you decide” I say with a wink.

You grasp my shoulders and force me to my knees, without ceremony you pull out your cock. We don’t need any more conversation or anymore instructions. As I look up at you with large pleading eyes, my wet lips slightly parted and panting ever so slightly, you feel your cock become more rigid. Looking down at me you feel a thrill at the non verbal contract we have, you use me and I enjoy it.
That’s it, that’s my purpose, just to please you and be used. So why don’t you call Shameless Slut Jordan for some prostitution phone sex.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Anal Phone Sex


Such a simple fantasy, but oh so taboo. When I want to get off fast and hard I go straight to being fucked in the ass. Thinking about being stretched to the max by a big fat cock... I get so very excited.

Phone sex that’s so taboo, phone sex so dirty....I can’t get enough of it! It’s in such a naughty place too, the place where things go out...not in! hehe

Wonder what it tastes like...I love licking your intimate place with a slippery and wet tongue round and round tickling your dark starfish, maybe even do a little more. Do you wanna know what I taste like? I’m game! I love adventures and I love being the person you come to for exploration. ;)

The very best part of anal phone sex is that we don’t have to worry about bad things when you fill me up with hot thick cum. Weather you’re my brother, daddy or just a plain old Jon. We both know I’m dirty and filthy and I enjoy every minute of it. I’ll get on all fours and beg you to shove it all in deep and hard, to do exactly what you want.

And if you’ll let me, that is, if you’re game, I’ll even get out my strap on, big and black. I’ll be wearing my spiked heels and thigh highs. You’ll be so naked. Don’t you wanna feel what it’s like in return? Do you want to feel me going deep into you too? Feel it filling you up and me getting so wrapped up in it that I fuck you hard and fast. I wanna hear you cumming, I want to hear your pleasure and I want you to cum everywhere.
Lets do it! Lets explore this darkness, this anal pleasure. If it has to do with that dirty place, I’m in and I’m ready. Give me a call and lets ‘dive’ in! ;)

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Let's Play A Game


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When April, Haylie and I hang out together we sometimes play games! It's always more fun with more people. Do you wanna play with us girls? Let's have some fun with this and play two truths and a lie...our favorite. I am going to share 3 things. One of them is a lie, your job is to guess the lie in the comments... Good luck!

Okay here goes-

#1 I once had an open relationship with a sexy lady named Amy who taught me how to use a strap-on, and showed me the
 intricacies of loving another girl (guys you have a rough job!). I later used said strap-on with a guy friend of mine who was really into pegging phone sex and I had a blast. :D

#2 When I was a young girl, my big brother showed me the book the Joy of Sex and the neighborhood boys and I played 'house' acting out the pictures and reading the book to each other. I was known as the neighborhood slut after a while ;)

#3 One night I hosted a Quinten Tarantino movie marathon with a bunch of kinky friends. We were talking about how sexy Uma Thurman's toes were. Eventually we all got hot and bothered and the party turned into an orgie involving lots of toe sucking and foot jobs.

So? Let's see who guesses correctly first! Maybe you'll get a prize...hehe ;)