Thursday, May 9, 2013

GFE Phone Sex


Okay let’s just get this out in the open... I’m at least an eight. We both know it so lets just come out and say it. ;)

To top it off, I’m also incredibly intelligent and I can hold my own in any conversation. Not only do you get the benefit of my sexually depraved mind, but you can also just let go and have an interesting conversation with me.

I’m the whole package and I’m here for some GFE phone sex just for you darlin.

Everyone gets lonely at some point in their lives. Maybe you’re working a ton of hours and you don’t need someone making demands on you all of the time. Perhaps you want to avoid drama like the plague. But I’m sure you just want someone to talk to, on your terms, right? I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy a willing woman to call on your schedule, wanting to talk to you about anything that might be of interest for you? Who wouldn’t call for the unique GFE phone sex experience?

Frankly, I’m a beautiful woman who’s never bored by what you have to say. Talk to me about work, about your life, about philosophy, or even the general state of the world... whatever interests you I want to hear and I have questions for you as well. I’m burning to get to know you.

Let me help you relax while you kick off your shoes and enjoy yourself. You don’t have to try too hard and you don’t have to impress me. I may seem unattainable, but I’m here waiting just for you.

Maybe we’ll even talk about your darker side. Lay it on me frankly and unabashedly. I promise you won’t shock me. In fact your jaw will drop at the speed at which I dive right into what turns you on. Afterall, I am a lascivious cunt who loves anything to do with fucking.
Enjoy the gift of GFE phone sex with Shameless Slut Jordan, you won’t be disappointed.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Submissive Phone Sex

There’s a certain kind of self destructive intoxication that happens when I become consumed with a mans aggression and dominance. A man standing over me with determination and infinite control sends molten lava to my pussy. Submission phone sex is my greatest expression of sexuality.

Your strength never threatens me nor scares me, it turns me on at such a deep level it’s almost beautiful. When you use me for your own pleasure it only excites me more to know I’m being useful and helping you to feel release. Your foot on my neck just makes me beg for more, a few slaps on the ass only creates a desperate longing for it faster and harder.

I won’t tell you what to do to me because we both know it’s about focusing on you and since we both know that that is what fuels my submission, there’s no question that I won’t enjoy everything you do.
Lock me in a cage for hours on end and when you come back you will only find a willing and eager sub to do with as you will, albeit a little tired, I’ll be smiling nonetheless at the chance for attention. Degrade me, humiliate me, ignore me... I’m devoted.

Submission phone sex is a special gift and one that I’m willing to share. With no limits to stop us what sort of thrilling adventures do you want to act out with me in safety and acceptance? Think of me as a home base, a place to come and relax and be as selfish as you please. You’re always welcomed with a smile and a little trill of excitement from me.

I’ll remember everything with great detail as I’m sure you’ll leave an impression on me! So give your submissive slut Jordan a call today and do what you will.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Prostitution Phone Sex with Jordan


You’re walking through the mall. There are hordes of people wandering around, holding shopping bags driving strollers, couples, yelling children, pre teens in skanky clothes, it’s stuffy it’s oppressive.

You look for a place to escape the pressure and you see an exit sign flickering green in the haze. Making a beeline you weave around catty couples and baggy jeaned hood rats. Just before you reach for the door you spot me. I’m leaning against the wall, one heel clad foot propped behind me pressed against the wall. Arms crossed around my waist I make confident eye contact with you.

We both know why I’m there... we both know what I want from you.

As you grasp the handle of the door you lean in and ask “How much?” I smile and you lace your fingers through mine pulling me through the doorway. You’re surprised that it’s a dark, cool hallway still within the building. I’ve claimed this spot as mine, knowing it doesn’t have any cameras. “Twenty bucks for a blow job, fourty for a fuck” I seductively whisper to you as you walk around me openly assessing my body.


You quirk an eyebrow, “I just wanna cum you filthy whore. How much would that be?” you ask as you give my perky ass a firm slap. “I’ll let you decide” I say with a wink.

You grasp my shoulders and force me to my knees, without ceremony you pull out your cock. We don’t need any more conversation or anymore instructions. As I look up at you with large pleading eyes, my wet lips slightly parted and panting ever so slightly, you feel your cock become more rigid. Looking down at me you feel a thrill at the non verbal contract we have, you use me and I enjoy it.
That’s it, that’s my purpose, just to please you and be used. So why don’t you call Shameless Slut Jordan for some prostitution phone sex.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Anal Phone Sex


Such a simple fantasy, but oh so taboo. When I want to get off fast and hard I go straight to being fucked in the ass. Thinking about being stretched to the max by a big fat cock... I get so very excited.

Phone sex that’s so taboo, phone sex so dirty....I can’t get enough of it! It’s in such a naughty place too, the place where things go out...not in! hehe

Wonder what it tastes like...I love licking your intimate place with a slippery and wet tongue round and round tickling your dark starfish, maybe even do a little more. Do you wanna know what I taste like? I’m game! I love adventures and I love being the person you come to for exploration. ;)

The very best part of anal phone sex is that we don’t have to worry about bad things when you fill me up with hot thick cum. Weather you’re my brother, daddy or just a plain old Jon. We both know I’m dirty and filthy and I enjoy every minute of it. I’ll get on all fours and beg you to shove it all in deep and hard, to do exactly what you want.

And if you’ll let me, that is, if you’re game, I’ll even get out my strap on, big and black. I’ll be wearing my spiked heels and thigh highs. You’ll be so naked. Don’t you wanna feel what it’s like in return? Do you want to feel me going deep into you too? Feel it filling you up and me getting so wrapped up in it that I fuck you hard and fast. I wanna hear you cumming, I want to hear your pleasure and I want you to cum everywhere.
Lets do it! Lets explore this darkness, this anal pleasure. If it has to do with that dirty place, I’m in and I’m ready. Give me a call and lets ‘dive’ in! ;)

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Let's Play A Game


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When April, Haylie and I hang out together we sometimes play games! It's always more fun with more people. Do you wanna play with us girls? Let's have some fun with this and play two truths and a lie...our favorite. I am going to share 3 things. One of them is a lie, your job is to guess the lie in the comments... Good luck!

Okay here goes-

#1 I once had an open relationship with a sexy lady named Amy who taught me how to use a strap-on, and showed me the
 intricacies of loving another girl (guys you have a rough job!). I later used said strap-on with a guy friend of mine who was really into pegging phone sex and I had a blast. :D

#2 When I was a young girl, my big brother showed me the book the Joy of Sex and the neighborhood boys and I played 'house' acting out the pictures and reading the book to each other. I was known as the neighborhood slut after a while ;)

#3 One night I hosted a Quinten Tarantino movie marathon with a bunch of kinky friends. We were talking about how sexy Uma Thurman's toes were. Eventually we all got hot and bothered and the party turned into an orgie involving lots of toe sucking and foot jobs.

So? Let's see who guesses correctly first! Maybe you'll get a prize...hehe ;)

Friday, March 29, 2013

Afternoon Delight


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Your boss is yelling at you, endless meetings of benign chatter, traffic was a bitch this morning and you just want to relax and have some peace and quiet.

Can you imagine coming home for lunch to a friendly, warm woman who’s always happy to see you? I’ll listen to you as I hand you a cool drink. I’ll fix you lunch, whatever you want perhaps a sandwich? I’ll take off your shoes and massage your tired feet. Naked and kneeling in front of you, I won’t make any demands :)

If you’re in the mood, it will only take a word from you and I’m ready! Why go to the bedroom when you can fuck me where ever you want? Bend me over the kitchen counter, have me on all fours in the living room, maybe in front of the window so the neighbors can envy you.

Take your frustrations out on me, it’s good for you! Control me and have me crawl for you. I’ll wrestle with you until you win, pinning me to the floor and fucking me hard, you’re so strong!

I cry out at your skills at pleasure! You’ve got to be the best I’ve ever had... I’m such a lucky girl.

You just want me to give you a long a glorious blowjob? Like a slippery and warm massage for your cock, I’ll oblige. I know you don’t want to have to do too much, you work hard all day!

Do you feel better, how else can I help you? I just want you to be happy and content.

I’ll send you out the door with a smile on your face and ease in your step. People at work will wonder what happened, they’ll wish they knew your secret as the boss slaps you on the back, impressed with your self assuredness.

I'm here to help and I aim to please! So give your sexy phone sexgirl Jordan a call and we'll take care of you with some afternoon delight phone sex.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Bukkake/Cream Pie Love


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Do you like my pearl necklace? I know I do!

They remind me of my favorite dirty little secret. As my phone sex callers know, its not much of a secret, but...I’m obsessed with cum! I can’t get enough of it, there’s something about a hot thick load all over me and deep inside me that gets me so fucking wet. My pussy begs for a cream pie to fill up and drip out of. Just one gets me hot, and more than one....mmmm! Bring on the bukkake phone sex!

Do you wanna hog tie me on my back so I'm ready to be used like the dirty little slut I am? Have room full of horny men working themselves into a frenzy swarming around my hot little body. Young, old, stocky, lean, hairy, built, short, tall, every kind of man waiting to fuck my juicy pussy. Watch them elbow and shove each other out of the way desperate to fuck me hard, and then there you stand. Want the other men recognize your masculinity and dominance and watch them step aside while you look down at me with lust and thrust into my warm hot pussy like you own it.

Wanna watch the horde of men take turns cumming on my supple body and willing face, coating me in the thick white cream? Some of them even come back a second time to pee on my worthless body. hehe!

Wanna the first to fill my cunt and then others soon follow taking your sloppy seconds, watching amused?

Can I hear your voice while you gives me the creampie I’ve always wanted. Want to play in a bukakke world with me? Tell me how you picture it to be, what edge do you want to try and push me over? I’m game!